2pathsdiverged:

First look at Pixar’s Lava (x)

I’m hype

handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

You’re just another story I can’t tell anymore.
I Wrote This For You - via 13neighbors (via unconcernedteenblogger)
phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

k1mkardashian:

zodiacbaby:

this is so fuking funny i hate you all

i’m deleting

k1mkardashian:

zodiacbaby:

this is so fuking funny i hate you all

i’m deleting

champagne-paradise:

sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

exactly omg

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

champagne-paradise:

xo

Since it looks like I won’t be sleeping tonight 😒😤… Here’s some jokes for the night. 💙 when niggas think they killing the 😻. #ugottago

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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